Frasier1993

[Frasier was mistakenly thought dead for a day]

Martin:
Boy, everybody was so nice to me, buying me beers and everything. You know, because of the shock I went through thinking I'd lost my son.

Frasier:
Dad, what are you talking about? You didn't think I was dead.

Martin:
Well, people don't have to know that. I could have been at home alone, wondering where you were and I get this strange uneasy feeling so I turn on the TV, and there it is, on the screen: the face of my dead son.

Frasier:
But I was sitting right beside you.

Martin:
What kinda story is that?

Frasier:
It's the truth.

Martin:
Well, the truth doesn't put anything on a coaster.