Frasier1993

Frasier:
I'm getting desperate here.

Dr. Niles Crane:
Don't obsess about this. My love life's not much better than yours, but you don't see me going off the deep end.

Frasier:
Oh, really? Did it ever occur to you that this recent antique-buying binge you've been on is nothing but a way of sublimating your frustrated sexual desires?

Dr. Niles Crane:
That's preposterous! These purchases have nothing to do with sex.

Frasier:
Oh, don't they? In addition to the loveseat, let's see, your most recent acquisitions have been: a French bed- warmer, a pair of Toby jugs... the less said about that Civil War ramrod, the better.

Dr. Niles Crane:
Oh, you Freudians! Sometimes a ramrod is just a... oh hell, even I can't make that one fly.