Frasier1993

Bulldog:
Hey, look, I know how tough it is when you're a kid and you find out you're dad's not as great as you thought. Look, I was about Frederick's age when, well, I came home, my mom was out and I caught my dad with another woman.

Frasier:
Oh, Bulldog, I'm sorry.

Bulldog:
No, no, wait, you haven't heard the bad part yet! She was ugly, doc. I mean coyote ugly. My own dad. And the best excuse he could come up with was, "Hey, you don't look at the mantle when you're poking the fire!"

[pause]

Bulldog:
Hey, I just got that!

Bulldog:
[laughs]