Frasier

Frasier1993

Stars: Kelsey Grammer, Jane Leeves, David Hyde Pierce, Peri Gilpin
Genre: Comedy
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 22 minutes

Dr. Frasier Crane, a successful Boston therapist, moves to Seattle to get a new start on life; he has a radio talk show, which he uses to relay his wit and wisdom to others, but at times he struggles with his own problems with his salt-of-the-earth … more »



Roz Doyle:
You know, maybe Frasier was right. Would it kill us to make some effort to be civil?

Julia Wilcox:
I... guess not.

Roz Doyle:
So... Your show was good today.

Julia Wilcox:
Yes, it was. And... and... your producing was... top notch.

Roz Doyle:
Thanks. [Offers her the sugar container] Sugar?

Julia Wilcox:
[Takes one] Please.

Roz Doyle:
Well, this isn't so bad.

Julia Wilcox:
No, it's not. Maybe we just got off on the wrong foot.

Roz Doyle:
Well, when you first started, you know, I just thought you were kind of a b*tch. Ordering everyone around.

Julia Wilcox:
That's totally my fault. I have a tendency to be patronizing to, um... entry level employees.

Roz Doyle:
Well. You know, I was gonna say something earlier, but when I heard your first show, I figured you wouldn't be here long.

Julia Wilcox:
Well, you certainly made an impression on my. I remember I kept thinking, who did she sleep with to get this job? And then I found out. Everybody!

Roz Doyle:
That's a good one. You know, there's a plunger in the bathroom. Whaddya say we go look for your career?

Julia Wilcox:
Great. While we're in there, I can get your phone number.

Roz Doyle:
Don't bother. It's 1-800 bite me.

Julia Wilcox:
Bite me? That's the best that you've got?

Roz Doyle:
Oh, I could spend a half an hour on your hair.

Julia Wilcox:
Well, you should have spent a half an hour on *your* hair.

Waitress:
Closing time, ladies. I'm afraid you'll have to leave.

Roz Doyle:
But, we're just warming up.

Julia Wilcox:
You know, there's a place down the street that's open all night.

Roz Doyle:
Just like your mouth?

Julia Wilcox:
Just like your legs? [Walks out]

Roz Doyle:
Hey! [Follows her out] Wait up!

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