Frasier1993

Niles:
Well, I hope you're happy!

Frasier:
Snap out of it! What you were doing was completely dishonest.

Niles:
Ooh, said the pot to the kettle!

Frasier:
What does that mean?

Niles:
I think you know what it means.

Frasier:
Oh, don't be ridiculous! Our two situations are totally different.

Niles:
Oh, really? How so?

Frasier:
Well, for one thing, you've been misleading a woman for your own selfish gain.

Niles:
And so are you!

Frasier:
Well, I'm not finished. She was also trusting you to tell the truth!

Niles:
Oh, and the difference would be?

Frasier:
Your woman is English!

Niles:
Frasier, you've lost this one.

Frasier:
I know, I know. It's just going to take a little while to climb down off of this particular high horse.