Freakazoid!1995

Guitierrez:
[Guitierrez tries to find Freakazoid's weakness, he pulls a green rock out of his cloak] Behold, the purest Kryptonite. Are you feeling weak, my friend, oh so weak?

Freakazoid:
That's Superman's weakness, not mine!

Guitierrez:
Really?

Freakazoid:
Yeah, duuuuuuhhh!

Guitierrez:
Oh, that stupid man at the store! Then how about this! [pulls out a yellow pad of paper, and holds it in front of Freakazoid's face] Does the yellow hurt your eyes, my friend? Feeling weak, oh, so very weak?

Freakazoid:
That's Green Lantern!

Guitierrez:
Oh, shoot!

[throws it down, picks up a glass of water and throws it in Freakazoid's face]

Guitierrez:
Then how 'bout some... water in your face! Are you meling, melting, my friend?

Freakazoid:
That's the Wicked Witch!

Guitierrez:
Oh, we're wasting time. What is your weakness?

Freakazoid:
Well...

[quick cut to Freakazoid in a cage]

Freakazoid:
[to self] Dumb, dumb, dumb! Never tell the villian how to trap you in a cage!

Guitierrez:
You probably shouldn't have helped us build it, either.

Freakazoid:
I know. Dumb!

Guitierrez:
So... graphite bars charged with negative ions. That is your weakness, eh?

Freakazoid:
That, or poo gas.

Guitierrez:
You know, it's a funny thing. Nobody likes poo gas, my friend. Blagh!