Frisky Dingo2006

[Xander and Stan are being held hostage atop the Annihilatrix.]

Grace Ryan:
Baby! What are you doing up here?

Xander Crews:
Casper the mumbly f***in' Ghost kidnapped me!

Stan:
Us! Double kidnapping.

Stan:
Simon! You did this all by yourself?

Simon:
[mumbles]

Killface:
[hugging Simon] Come over her and hug Papa's neck!

Xander Crews:
That's your son?

Stan:
Huh, he is a he.

Killface:
Oh, I'm so proud of you! We'll go split a half-pint of lager and watch Cinemax all night.

Xander Crews:
Well, you can forget bein' an action figure!

Killface:
Sorry, what?

Stan:
Can we just forget the whole action-figure conceit? Please?

Killface:
[pointing a gun at Xander's head] Xander Crews! I demand a ransom of Twelve Billion Dollars!

Xander Crews:
Oh, terrific!

Xtacle:
[two Xtacles land on the platform, point their guns at Killface, and knock his gun away] He's not paying you a dime, Killface!

Xander Crews:
Yeah!

Xtacle:
[a third Xtacle lands and points his gun at Xander's head] Cuz dead men don't pay ransom!

Xander Crews:
No! Guys! Hey, woaw!

Hotel Waiter:
[coming up the elevator to the platform] Not so fast, Xtacles!

Stan:
Aw, come on!

Hotel Waiter:
He's mine!

Xander Crews:
What the...?

Grace Ryan:
Oh my God...

Killface:
Going to freak out now...