Full House1987

Joey Gladstone:
Okay, here's the plan. First, we hide the seat covers.

Jesse Cochran:
Hide the seat covers. All right. [Puts them in cabinet] Now what?

Joey Gladstone:
Look, it's tough enough for Danny turning 30. It's his birthday and you gotta promise me you're not gonna ruin it for him.

Jesse Cochran:
Okay, I promise.

Joey Gladstone:
Then, we have to make sure that he has the best time he's ever had in his entire life.

Jesse Cochran:
Good. We'll do that.

Joey Gladstone:
Then in the afterglow, you'll sit him down and gently rip his heart out.

Jesse Cochran:
Couldn't you come up with a happier ending?

Joey Gladstone:
Yeah, the car fairy shows up and makes everything wonderful.