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Galavant:
Princess, can we stop the horses? Yours looks so much softer.

Isabella:
Oh! What is wrong with you? All you've done since we left is complain. You're supposed to be a bloody hero.

Galavant:
And I've got every intention of being one, Princess. I'm gonna save Madalena. I'm gonna get your kingdom back. [Smugly] There's gonna be some pretty legendary heroing happening around here pretty damn soon. [He licks his finger and holds it up briefly] It's gonna be dark soon. And this road is gonna be filled with bad guys who'd like nothing more than to have their way with your tight brown body.

Isabella:
[Highly insulted] How dare you?

Galavant:
I was talking to Sid.