Generation Kill2008

Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley:
Sergeant, I didn't get to shoot!

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
That f***ing sucks, Trombley. Did your recruiting officer tell you you'd get to shoot people?

Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley:
F***ing A he did!

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
See, Trombley asked about shooting people. I asked about p*ssy. The guy told me I'd get to go to Thailand and get all kinds of strange. What'd you ask about, Brad? Brad probably saw that T.V. commercial, the one with the knight that f***s up the dragon that turns into the Marine.

Cpl. Walt Hasser:
Woo woo! Dress blues with a sword!

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
F***ing dress blues commercial man. That got so many f***ing dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai p*ssy, and Colbert is out here rolling around f***butt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.