Get Smart1965

Carleton:
We've developed a new pair of shoes in the lab, 86. Notice the steel-enforced toes for kicking? And inside the heels, there are secret compartments containing our latest emergency pellets.

Maxwell Smart:
Can I see it in a 10?

Chief of Control:
Show him the pellets, Carleton.

Carleton:
In the left heel compartment, there are two pellets. The smaller one is a concussion pellet. Now, if it's thrown up against something or activated by heat, it will blow a 10x15 foot room to smithereens.

Chief of Control:
Now, Max, do you know what this larger pill is for?

Maxwell Smart:
Larger rooms.

Chief of Control:
[rolls his eyes] Max, KAOS does have ways of making a man talk. If you are captured and if it looks really tough, this may be your one ace in the hole. This pill, when swallowed, will bring painless death in about twenty seconds. Are there any questions?

Maxwell Smart:
How do I get them to take it?

Chief of Control:
Let's get on to the next pellet.

Carleton:
This... this pellet contains a very volatile liquid. When activated, it produces a thick protective smoke screen.

Chief of Control:
Now, I'm assigning Agent 99 to accompany you on this one, Max. The princess has a reputation of being a little bit wild, and I think it'll take both of you to watch her and keep her out of trouble.

Maxwell Smart:
[putting on the new shoes] Yes, well, I'm raring to go, Chief, just as soon as I get this shoe on.

[Max stands up and stomps his foot; smoke emanates from his shoe]

Maxwell Smart:
Actually, Chief, I don't think I'll be needing the smoke pellet.