Get Smart1965

Dr. Jarvis Pym:
[about to swallow a deadly poison hidden in a secret compartment in his ring] Well, goodbye, Mr and Mrs Smart.

Maxwell Smart:
Not so fast, Pym. Observe.

[opens secret compartment in his ring]

Dr. Jarvis Pym:
What's that?

Maxwell Smart:
Anti-Sodium Calcium Chloride. If you take that Sodium Calcium Chloride, I'll shove this down your throat. Not the ring, the powder. And you'll be alive again.

Dr. Jarvis Pym:
That's very clever of you, Mr. Smart, but I was prepared. Observe again:

[opens secret compartment in another ring]

Dr. Jarvis Pym:
Pro-Anti-Sodium Calcium Chloride. If you bring me back to life, I shall take this and then I shall be permanently disposed of.

Maxwell Smart:
Temporarily permanently disposed of.

[opens secret compartment on yet another ring]

Maxwell Smart:
You know what's in here?

Dr. Jarvis Pym:
No.

Maxwell Smart:
Oh, that makes two of us. What in here, 99?

Agent 99:
Anti-pro-anti-Sodium Calcium Chloride. If you take Sodium Calcium Chloride and Max brings you back to life with Anti-Sodium Calcium Chloride and you decide to destroy yourself again with Pro-Anti-Sodium Calcium Chloride, Max will bring you back to life again with Anti-Pro-Anti-Sodium Calcium Chloride.

Dr. Jarvis Pym:
Well, that's easy enough for you to say. I've run out of rings.

Maxwell Smart:
Well I'm glad to hear that, it was my turn next.