Get Smart1965

Maxwell Smart:
I think I'd better have a talk with Mr. Siegfried.

Agent 99:
Good thinking, Max, but how are you going to find him?

Maxwell Smart:
Very simple, 99, I happen to know that Ludwig will be at the Smithsonian Institute at 9 am on Tuesday.

Chief:
Max, who cares about Ludwig, what about Siegfried?

Maxwell Smart:
Chief, you don't understand. 'Ludwig' is the KAOS codename for Siegfried and '9 am on Tuesday' is actually 11 am on Thursday.

Chief:
[glances at watch] Well it's almost that time now. Max, you'd better get started for the Smithsonian right away.

Maxwell Smart:
Chief, the 'Smithsonian' is the KAOS codename for park.

Chief:
[shouting] Max, get going right away!