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Tina Nguyen:
Excuse me, Mr. Slime Monster, Sir...

Gooey Gus the Slime Monster:
What do you want?

Tina Nguyen:
Well, I just want to tell you that... no one's laughing at you!

Gooey Gus the Slime Monster:
I'm sure somebody's laughing SOMEWHERE!

Jamal Jenkins:
Now, why would somebody laugh?

Gooey Gus the Slime Monster:
Just look at me. I'm twisted. And gooey. And purple. I'm... HIDEOUS!

Gabriella 'Gaby' Fernandez:
I don't think so!

[to camera]

Gabriella 'Gaby' Fernandez:
Hey. I'm trying to save my life here. You know what I'm sayin'?

Gooey Gus the Slime Monster:
You really don't think I'm that hideous?

Gabriella 'Gaby' Fernandez:
Really! Purple's my favorite color!

Gooey Gus the Slime Monster:
It's not easy being purple. People call me all kinds of nasty names. Mr. Eggplant. Errr... Grapeboy! And worst of all, they always confuse me with that doofy dinosaur! Oh, I feel SO bad!

Jamal Jenkins:
That's okay, Slimy.