Gilmore Girls2000

Zack:
Brian's been yammering on about germs and spores for 20 minutes. I'm completely freaked out to touch a microphone ever again.

Brian:
I'm just saying, at the end of the night, who cleans them?

Brian:
Shut up, Brian.

Gil:
Look, man, I only have the babysitter till 6:00, then it's my turn to drive them to Gymboree.

Zack:
Dude, you promised you wouldn't talk about the parental issue during band practice.

Gil:
We're not having band practice, and it's not a parental issue. It's being part of the cycle of life, and that, my friend, is pure rock 'n' roll.

Zack:
Go join "The Polyphonic Spree," you fruitcake.

Brian:
I'm just saying my bass strap has a smell.