Gilmore Girls2000

Zack:
[the band are talking about new replacement, Gil] Right here [points to his eyes] , he's got some lines. That blows my mind.

Brian:
What is he, late thirties?

Zack:
Approaching forty.

Lane:
Forty?

Brian:
He was alive before man walked on the moon.

Zack:
Don't do that, man. You're freaking me out.

Lane:
Let's not be over-dramatic, guys. I mean, he is an incredible guitarist.

Zack:
He's had a lot of time to practice.

Brian:
And the bicentennial - he was alive for that.

Lane:
This is the best we've sounded since Dave, and he's really...

Zack:
Elderly.

Lane:
Excited.

Brian:
He was our age when we were born.

Lane:
He thinks we're great

Brian:
There were no cd's when he was born.

Zack:
Stop it, man. I mean it.

Lane:
Maybe there's a way to offset his oldness. Put a hat on him. Dress him up like Angus Young in AC/DC - that schoolboy outfit.

Brian:
He could have seen AC/DC with their original lead singer.

Zack:
And 1980 is when that guy choked on his own vomit. That's old.

Lane:
You want to stop the audition?

Brian:
We shouldn't be rude.

Lane:
Good.

Zack:
Fine, we'll keep going, but remember, any new member has to be approved by all of us. So one vote against, and he's back at bingo.

Lane:
I know.