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Rory:
I have to perform Act Five of "Romeo and Juliet" with Paris, Madeline and Louise.

Lorelai:
Really?

Rory:
Paris has appointed herself as director.

Lorelai:
Nice. What part are you playing?

Rory:
I don't know yet. She's still mulling over the screen tests right now. We're gonna find out tomorrow.

Lorelai:
Screen tests?

Rory:
24 takes.

Lorelai:
Ah, I so want a copy.

Rory:
Forget it.

Lorelai:
Sell it on the Internet, make a fortune. 'First we brought you Pamela and Tommy Lee, now prepare yourselves for the crazy antics of Rory and the Bard.'

Rory:
Oh, and I told Paris that you would make all of our costumes so she wants to have a concept meeting with you tomorrow at three.

Lorelai:
What?

Rory:
Yeah, she needs a resume and samples of your previous work and, uh, referrals.

Lorelai:
And my bare butt to kiss?

Rory:
If you think that will set you apart from the other applicants, yes.