Gilmore Girls2000

Sookie:
Okay, here we go. Low fat, whole wheat blueberry pancakes.

Michel:
Are there 12?

Sookie:
12 what?

Michel:
Blueberries. I can only have 12 blueberries for breakfast.

Sookie:
Or what?

Michel:
What do you mean, or what?

Sookie:
What happens if you eat 13 blueberries?

Michel:
This is a silly conversation.

Sookie:
Would you die?

Michel:
Just hand me the plate.

Sookie:
Only if you don't count.

Michel:
I won't count.

Sookie:
Swear. Raise your right hand and say, 'May Destiny's Child break up if I count these blueberries.'

Michel:
[raises his hand]... Pick another group.

Sookie:
Nope.

Michel:
[slams hand down] I hate you! Hate you!