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[regarding Lorelai's birthday party]

Rory:
Oh, I'm sorry. You wanted a party? I told everyone you didn't want to make a big deal out of your birthday this year.

Lorelai:
You're not funny.

Rory:
Ms. Patty and Babette wanted to hire these two hot guys to carry you around all day and feed you Bon-Bons, and Kirk wanted to hire the Red Hot Chili Peppers to play a concert in the square, but I said "Hey, please, respect the lady's wishes. She deserves that at her age.'"

Lorelai:
Why are you so cruel to mama?

Rory:
I have to go.

Lorelai:
Where?

Rory:
None of your business.

Lorelai:
You *are* planning something for Friday night, aren't you?

Rory:
I'll bring back Chinese for dinner.

Lorelai:
And you tell people, no matter what they say, I just couldn't accept a new car. It would be beneath me and I would be completely humiliated. And a convertible would just make me fling myself off a building!

Rory:
Bye.