Gilmore Girls2000

[about new school]

Rory:
One of the girls already hates me. The guys are weird.

Lorelai:
Weirder than other guys?

Rory:
Yeah, they kept calling me Mary.

Lorelai:
You're kidding me. Wow, I can't believe they still say that.

Rory:
Why? What does it mean?

Lorelai:
It means like, Virgin Mary. It means they think you look like a goody-goody.

Rory:
You're kidding.

Lorelai:
No.

Rory:
Well what would they have called me if they thought I looked like a slut?

Lorelai:
Well, they might have added a Magdalene to it.

Rory:
Wow. Biblical insults. This is an advanced school.