Gilmore Girls2000

Lorelai:
Schooch down now and go to sleep. [she moves Rory's armchair]

Rory:
What are you doing?

Lorelai:
Nothing, just a little feng shui, go to sleep.

Rory:
Mom, you don't have to sleep in here tonight.

Lorelai:
I know, I just think the chair looks nice here.

Rory:
And what's the blanket for?

Lorelai:
In case the chair gets cold.

Rory:
And the pillow?

Lorelai:
To keep the blanket company.

Rory:
Uh-huh.

Lorelai:
Okay, everything's in its place. Chair seems warm, blanket seems happy, just one thing missing... oh yeah. [sits down in chair] Goodnight.

Rory:
Freak of sideshow proportions.

Lorelai:
I love you, too.

Rory:
Mom?

Lorelai:
Hmm?

Rory:
I'm sorry.

Lorelai:
Shh, the chair is trying to sleep.