Gilmore Girls2000

Rory:
Hi, I'd like a large caramel macchiato with an extra shot and whipped cream, please.

Coffee vendor:
Coming up.

Rory:
Wait, hold on, how much is that?

Coffee vendor:
$4.85.

Rory:
Okay, better drop the extra shot. What does that make it?

Coffee vendor:
$4.20.

Rory:
Better make it a small. What does that make it?

Coffee vendor:
$3.30.

Rory:
Better drop the whipped cream, what does that make it?

Coffee vendor:
Less calories.

Rory:
Just a plain old small coffee, please.