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Lorelai:
Lately I've been having these dark premonitions.

Rory:
About what?

Luke:
[handing Rory and Lorelai their food] Dead cow... and dead cow.

Lorelai:
That's weird.

Rory:
He's always weird.

Lorelai:
No, I mean my premonitions have been about death... about *my* death.

Rory:
I don't want to hear this!

Lorelai:
And the thing is, they're all silly.

Rory:
What do you mean silly?

Lorelai:
In one, I slip on a banana peel and fall into a giant vat of whipped cream.

Rory:
Silly and fattening.

Lorelai:
In another, a turtle eats me.

Rory:
A turtle? How?

Lorelai:
Very slowly. There's *lots* of chewing.

Rory:
And in your premonition you didn't run away from what is perhaps the slowest land animal on earth?

Lorelai:
His first bite injects me with immobilizing poison.

Rory:
Well, you left that part out.

Lorelai:
This last one's a little more gory. I'm hunting...

Rory:
[interrupts] A favorite Lorelai Gilmore pastime.

Lorelai:
...and my shotgun backfires. My whole face spins around a bunch of times and winds up in the back of my head like Daffy Duck.

Rory:
That's the silliest one yet!

Lorelai:
Now if that's how I go, you have to promise to move my face back to the front of my head like Daffy did with his beak.

Rory:
I should really be writing this down.

Lorelai:
You can remember to move my face to the front of my head.

Rory:
It depends on what I have going on that week.