Gilmore Girls2000

Lorelai:
Ladies never get their own eggrolls. Ladies never get their own anything. They don't even get their own ideas.

Rory:
Oh boy.

Lorelai:
They just sit helplessly and wait for some young strong man to come by and assist them. They don't step in puddles, they don't step over puddles. They can't even look at puddles. They actually need to be blindfolded and thrown in a sack and carried over puddles.

Rory:
Isn't there a moratorium on how long ladies are supposed to talk?

Lorelai:
Uhh, no.