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Kirk:
If you'll just follow me, I would like to present you with my new line of one-of-a-kind mailboxes.

Lorelai:
Wow. They look very nice, Kirk.

Kirk:
And whimsical. They say to the world, "I'll take my mail with a smile."

Lorelai:
Yes, they do say that.

Kirk:
And since you are one of our preferred customers, with the purchase of one of our mailboxes, I'll throw in a carved-duck doorstop and a garlic peeler.

Lorelai:
Wow. That's quite an offer, Kirk. But I think it's a little early to pick a mailbox. We haven't even settled on a color for the inn yet.

Kirk:
Well, whimsy goes with everything.

Lorelai:
Kirk, I promise, just as soon as... is that Condoleezza Rice?

Kirk:
Yes, it is. I'm a fan and her big mouth is perfect for shoving mail in.