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Lorelai:
Well, I can't take it back to Yale.

Luke:
I'm not storing your microbe mattress, forget it.

Lorelai:
Well, then I'm stuck here.

Luke:
Fine, because I need my truck back.

Lorelai:
Fine, but that leaves you with the mattress.

Luke:
I'm not taking the mattress.

Lorelai:
Then let me take the truck.

Luke:
But that means you take the mattress.

Lorelai:
I can't take the mattress.

Luke:
Then you can't have the truck.

Lorelai:
But that sticks you with the mattress.

Luke:
If you take the truck, it comes with the mattress.

Lorelai:
I can't take the mattress.

Luke:
Then you can't have the truck.

Lorelai:
And that sticks you with the mattress.

Luke:
We've been here before.

Lorelai:
I recognize that tree.