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Richard:
Logan!

Logan:
Huh? Richard! [stands up to shake his hand] Wow, this is a pleasant surprise! Finn, Colin, you know Richard, don't you?

Richard:
[shakes thier hands] Why, hello, boys. Nice to see you. Logan, I wanted to talk to you. I just heard about the incident.

Logan:
The...

Richard:
I heard that you professed your feelings for Rory.

Logan:
[shocked] Wha-?

Richard:
Mr. Bell is a very dear friend of mine, as is the Dean of admissions. Well, you know this place, news travels fast.

Logan:
Yeah, look...

Richard:
I have to tell you that, while I understand what could have driven you to such a public display of affection, there is an appropriate time and place for that sort of thing. And a classroom in the middle of class is not one of them.

Logan:
No, I know, I...

Richard:
However, what's done is done. It's out. So I dropped by to tell you that I have spoken to your father.

Logan:
My father?

Richard:
We pounded out a few things. Property agreements, pre-nups, that sort of thing.

Logan:
Okay, I think that there's been...

Richard:
Oh, we came to a very fair agreement. I'm sure you'll be pleased. Now, we're setting up a dinner next week to finalize the engagement and start talking about the ceremony. [Logan is in shock] Emily is handling all the newspaper announcements, so, not to worry. That's all taken care of.

Logan:
But...

Richard:
She is a fine young lady, Logan. I want her to be happy. You'll take care of that, I assume. All right, I'll let you get back to your coffee break. Nice seeing all of you again. And Logan, welcome to the family, son. [Richard turns and thumbs his nose in Rory's direction, who has watched the entire scene. She and Richard meet in the hall, laughing] I do hope one of his dopey looking friends knows CPR, or he just might not make it.

Rory:
You're the best, Grandpa!

Richard:
All right, who's next? Paris giving you any trouble?

Rory:
Not anymore than usual. [They walk down the hall together] However, there is a girl in my modern poetry class who keeps kicking my chair.

Richard:
Ah, I do love this place.

Rory:
Right back at you, Grandpa.