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Rory Gilmore:
[visiting from Yale to find the house's new alarm blasting] I can't even believe there's a security company in Stars Hollow. Nothing ever happens here!

Lorelai Gilmore:
Oh that is not true. Plenty happens here.

Rory Gilmore:
Like what?

Lorelai Gilmore:
Like, people now break into your houses and install alarm systems.

Rory Gilmore:
I heard about that.

Lorelai Gilmore:
And we have a new mail carrier.

Rory Gilmore:
We do?

Lorelai Gilmore:
Yeah. So now, if you want to get your mail, you have to go see Miss Patty.

Rory Gilmore:
Why?

Lorelai Gilmore:
Cause that's where he brings it. He brings Babette's mail to Andrew, Norma's mail to the deli, and Taylor still hasn't found his mail, which I have to admit is kinda fun.

Rory Gilmore:
I rescind my previous statement. This place is hopping.