Gilmore Girls2000

Emily:
You are impossible to reach.

Lorelai:
Well there's no messages on the machine, Mom.

Emily:
I don't leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine I'd talk to my VCR. Where were you?

Lorelai:
At a wake.

Emily:
A what?

Lorelai:
A wake... a funeral.

Emily:
A funeral? Whose?

Lorelai:
It was for the neighbors'...

[Rory tries signal Lorelai not to say it]

Lorelai:
- cat.

[Emily is silent]

Lorelai:
Mom?

Emily:
Hold on. I'm looking up aneurysm in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one.

Lorelai:
I just wanted to be honest with you, Mom. Silly me.