Gilmore Girls2000

Lorelai Gilmore:
Hey, you didn't wake me up.

Rory Gilmore:
I set the clock.

Lorelai Gilmore:
Yes, but see, the clock stops ringing once I throw it against the wall, giving me ample time to fall back to sleep; you, however, never stop yapping no matter how hard I throw you, thus ensuring the whole wake-up process!

Lane Kim:
[pause] I'm gonna get a soda. Anybody want anything?

Rory Gilmore:
Gum.

Lorelai Gilmore:
Yes. The night of my fourteenth birthday back, so I could right the green-hot-pant-roller-disco-outfit wrong. Ugh.

Lane Kim:
Coming right up.