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Rory Gilmore:
I could kill him!

Logan Huntzberger:
You'd have to get in a very long line.

Rory Gilmore:
The man should be drawn and quartered.

Logan Huntzberger:
There's no fast pass, either. You just got to wait.

Rory Gilmore:
Quartering's too good for him. He should be eighthed, sixteenthed.

Logan Huntzberger:
I don't know; you quarter a guy, he's in four pieces. That's tough to recover from.

Rory Gilmore:
He should be stretched on a rack, iron maidened, strappadoed.

Logan Huntzberger:
Oh, my god. What is strappadoed?

Rory Gilmore:
When you suspend him in the air with a rope tied to his hands that are tied behind his back.

Logan Huntzberger:
You're scaring me with your knowledge of torture.

Rory Gilmore:
I did a paper on the attorney general. It comes with the territory.