Gilmore Girls2000

Paris Geller:
Our pictures have sucked eggs lately, and so I sent out two photographers to cover the same story. They each came back with about 40 of the crappiest pictures ever to have been committed to film, completely unusable.

Rory Gilmore:
It was supposed to be a picture of a football game.

Paris Geller:
I know.

Rory Gilmore:
Well, was there one with a guy in a helmet holding a football? Because that's really all you need.

Paris Geller:
They were predictable and standard.

Rory Gilmore:
Guy in helmet holding ball.

Paris Geller:
Cover of the Harvard crimson, after the big game, guy with helmet holding ball. Stanford game, guy in helmet holding ball. I wanted something more okay, something that really said something about the game.

Rory Gilmore:
Like "we forgot to go"?