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Mrs. Kim:
What do you mean, Luke's out of town?

Lorelai:
Ah, well, I mean... Luke's left town. He's gone far away from town. Town's there and Luke's over here.

Mrs. Kim:
He's not coming to the wedding with you?

Lorelai:
No.

Mrs. Kim:
You mean, you're coming alone? Unescorted?

Lorelai:
Well, Rory will be there, so.

Mrs. Kim:
No, she won't like it.

Lorelai:
Who won't?

Mrs. Kim:
You can't come alone. An unmarried woman of certain age, unescorted, wearing the clothes you tend to wear. People will think things, bad things.

Lorelai:
Like what?

Mrs. Kim:
Like you're a tramp and possibly for sale.

Lorelai:
Wow, suddenly Footloose is not seeming so silly.

Mrs. Kim:
What are we gonna do?

Lorelai:
Well, I guess first of all, we should agree out of a price.

Mrs. Kim:
You'll have to find someone, who'll bring you. You have to find a man.

Lorelai:
In one day? Are you kidding me? It took me this long to find Luke.

Mrs. Kim:
My daughter wants you at her wedding, fine. But if you're to come, then you need to come with a man. [goes back into her house] And Kirk does not count!

Lorelai:
[to herself] Lorelai Gilmore. Disappointing mothers since 1968.