Gilmore Girls2000

Lorelai:
Are those people waiting for a bellman?

Michel Gerard:
No, they're waiting for a unicorn to sing to a rainbow. Yes, a bellman. But there's only one because we had to lay off the others. And a maid called in sick, so not only am I dealing with answering phones and checking people in and out, but I'm going to have to do turn down service and carry people's bags to their rooms and...

Lorelai:
You're going to a bad place. Now just take a breath and go to a good place.

Michel Gerard:
Plus, I had to run home and play with my Chow puppies because the Chow book said they need love and stimulation or else they'll murder you later on. And Pau-Pau had fallen in her water bowl and was soaking wet so I had to blow dry her and...

Lorelai:
Okay, the nice place!