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Luke:
I ran into Taylor at the market. I found out he owns the building that apartment was in.

Lorelai:
No way.

Luke:
That and several others in town.

Lorelai:
So weird.

Luke:
He is systematically buying up the town. He is gonna turn it into Taylorville where everyone wears cardigans and have the same grass height.

Lorelai:
Do you want to sit [interupted by Luke]

Luke:
And then he told me he is gonna buy the building next to the diner , turn it into a plate shop for freaks who don't have enough brain power to collect stamps! I lost it!

Lorelai:
I can't picture that.

Luke:
I walked around in a blind rage. I was crazy. I bought one of those Belgian waffles with the ice cream dipped in chocolate.

Lorelai:
You ate that?

Luke:
No, I didn't eat it. I am upset, not suicidal! I just know I had to do something. I had your voice going round and round in my head.

Lorelai:
Yeah it's kinda like the Small World Song.

Luke:
[imitating Lorelai] "Take a chance Luke. Make a move Luke. Can't have a single bed Luke." So I bought the building!

Lorelai:
You, you what?

Luke:
I went to the bank, got a cashier's check, signed the papers and I bought the building. I am the building's owner. I own the building.

Lorelai:
I heard. Okay don't worry, you can still get out of it. You can go back and tell them you lost your mind. Or I bet you could sell it to Taylor.

Luke:
Yeah.

Lorelai:
So relax. You can still get out of this, unless you don't want to get out of this.

Luke:
Oh no, I wanna get out of this. Why would I not want to get out of this?

Lorelai:
Oh well, owning that building gives you some options.

Luke:
Like?

Lorelai:
Like, you could expand Luke's if you wanted to. Or you could rent it to someone else. Someone else who might drive Taylor crazy.

Luke:
Maybe I should think about this.

Lorelai:
Sure, sleep on it.

Luke:
Sleep on it, right.