Gilmore Girls2000

Luke:
If I could pick anyone in the world for my sister to be with, that guy would be... his cab driver.

Jess:
I don't know, he had a certain something.

Luke:
Yeah, lack of chromosomes.

Jess:
That sounds right.

Luke:
So what do we do?

Jess:
About what?

Luke:
About that, them, him.

Jess:
Nothing.

Luke:
Where are you going?

Jess:
To check on my car.

Luke:
Jess, don't you think we should discuss this?

Jess:
Discuss what?

Luke:
TJ!

Jess:
I thought we just did.

Luke:
Yeah, but we didn't come up with a solution.

Jess:
A solution to what?

Luke:
Are we having the same conversation? A solution to him!

Jess:
A solution would have been birth control. Too late, move on.

Luke:
Jess, we have to do something about this.

Jess:
Like what?

Luke:
I don't know, we have to say something!

Jess:
Like what?

Luke:
He's a grown man with an etch-a-sketch!

Jess:
So shake him real hard, maybe he'll disappear!