Gilmore Girls2000

Lorelai:
Cold, cold, cold, cold, icy feet. Stupid, frozen tundra house. Honey, why are you sleeping in here? Your room is way warmer. Ok, here is the question for today kids: what the hell are the Eskimos thinking? I mean yes, the hoods are cute but it's always cold, always! Plus you have to eat fish for breakfast, and you have to eat whales, and polar bears, and penguins and Santa Clause. Coffee's on and Pop-Tarts are poptarting! If you're just gonna lie there I'm just gonna have to sit here. I'm gonna have to make myself very comfortable on my nice warm Rory!

Rory:
Why is it so cold in here?

Lorelai:
Ahh!

Rory:
Ahh!

Lorelai:
But I was sitting on you!

Rory:
Oh, really, good trick.

Lorelai:
But if you were there, then who's this?

Rory:
I don't know.

Lorelai:
We've got a stranger in our house.

Rory:
Robert Downey Jr.?

Lorelai:
Or a murderer.

Rory:
Who needed a nap before committing his crimes?