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Lorelai:
I'm so mad at you!

Rory:
What kind of greeting is that?

Lorelai:
What kind of daughter doesn't let her mother pick her up at the airport?

Rory:
The kind who parks her car at the airport car park.

Lorelai:
But I'm the kind of mother who picks her daughter up at the airport, you know with flowers and coffee and a fake chauffeur's sign. Why would you mess with my sense of self?

Rory:
My car was parked at the airport car park.

Lorelai:
So what, I could have driven to the airport, picked you up, brought you back. Then we both could have driven to pick up your car and come here.

Rory:
Yeah 'cause that wouldn't be a waste of gas or anything.