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Sookie St. James:
Hey! It's a party. What's everybody doing up?

Lorelai:
Aw, hey, good timing, Squiggy.

Sookie St. James:
I was just going to check on my loaves and make sure they're rising properly. The air's a little more humid than I thought it was going to be, and if the loaves aren't rising properly, then - what are you doing? [Luke and Lorelai pull Sookie closer to the sofa]

Lorelai:
We need you to look at Kirk's butt.

Sookie St. James:
Why?

Lorelai:
Well, because he ran into some rose bushes, and he's got some thorns stuck in it, and I thought of you.

Sookie St. James:
Me? Why me?

Lorelai:
Well, because... you're a chef.

Sookie St. James:
What?

Luke:
And you have a kid.

Lorelai:
Yes, that's better. You have a kid.

Luke:
Neither of us has kids. Well, she does, but it's big and - and - and can look at her own butt.

Lorelai:
I got this, thanks.