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Luke:
[Lorelai comes down the stairs from the apartment in the diner, she needed a book] Find everything ok?

Lorelai:
Oh yeah, found everything, including a couple coupling.

Luke:
Oh Rory and Jess?

Lorelai:
No Ben and J LO, yes Rory and Jess.

Luke:
Guess I shoulda told ya.

Lorelai:
You knew they were up there?

Luke:
They're up there all the time.

Lorelai:
On the couch. Horizontal. On the couch.

Luke:
They come up for air every so often.

Lorelai:
And you just allow this? Luke!

Luke:
Settle down, I go up there every 10 minutes pretending to get something to keep them from doing something we don't want them to do. You just going up there just down saved me a trip.

Lorelai:
Glad to be of service.

Luke:
It's a good system. It works.

Lorelai:
Every 10 minutes?

Luke:
Like clock work.

Lorelai:
Even if you're serving a customer, it's every 10 minutes?

Luke:
If I'm in mid-pour, I stop and go up.

Lorelai:
[ponders about that] Hmm, 10 minutes. Yup, pretty much the time it took to create Rory. And that included getting dressed and freshing my lipstick. [turns to walk away] Thanks for the book!

Luke:
[turns to chef] Ceaser, cover for me. [then proceeds to run upstairs]