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Luke:
Where'd you get the black eye?

Jess Mariano:
You wouldn't believe it.

Luke:
Try me, tough guy.

Jess Mariano:
A swan.

Luke:
Excuse me?

Jess Mariano:
I was attacked by a swan. Okay, you happy? A stupid swan.

Luke:
-laughs- Now, how about the real story?

Jess Mariano:
That is the real story. It hangs out by Larson's dock. I was just walking by, and the thing came out of nowhere and beaked me right in the eye.

Luke:
It "beaked" you.

Jess Mariano:
You still don't believe me.

Luke:
I've just never heard the word "beaked" used as a verb before.