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Luke Danes:
[about Jess' new car] He paid you for it, right?

Gypsy:
Nothing's free at Gypsy's.

Luke Danes:
And he paid cash?

Gypsy:
Mostly twenties.

Luke Danes:
Did you make sure Andrew Jackson was on the bills, not Alfred E. Neuman or someone?

Gypsy:
Looked real to me.

Luke Danes:
Well when he took the money out of wherever he had it, did a mask or a gun fall out?

Gypsy:
No, but he was carrying it in a canvas bag with a big dollar sign on it.

Luke Danes:
Really?

Gypsy:
No.

Luke Danes:
Good.

Gypsy:
Guys are stupid.

Luke Danes:
What?

Gypsy:
You strip your gears, ride your brakes. And if we don't laugh after we make a joke, you think we're serious.

Jackson Belleville:
[from off camera] I don't ride my brakes!