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Rory:
I want you to meet Marty.

Lorelai:
Oh, naked guy.

Marty:
You told your mother about me.

Rory:
Um, yeah. Well, I included some anecdotes where you were actually clothed, too.

Marty:
Oh, I appreciate that.

Richard:
And who is this young man?

Rory:
This is Marty. He lives in my residence hall.

Emily:
It's very nice to meet you, Marty.

Richard:
Why did my daughter just call you "naked guy"?

Rory:
I now owe you money.

Marty:
I, uh, had an unfortunate experience with a keg and a party and a need to take my clothes off and fall asleep in a hallway.

Emily:
Oh my goodness.

Richard:
Oh, please, that's nothing. I was naked an entire month my sophomore year.

Rory:
What?

Lorelai:
Welcome to tonight's episode of "Things I Never Needed to Know About My Father."

Richard:
I and a group of like-minded young men decided to protest the new dress code by wearing silk ties and nothing else. We were written up by the dean of admissions and threatened with expulsion. We were also suddenly very popular with the ladies.

Emily:
Ah, yes. This is exactly the kind of conversation I had hoped we would have with our granddaughter and her friend.

Richard:
One night in the hallway does not a true naked guy make, my friend.