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Sookie St. James:
You know what happens when kids don't like you? They tie you to a chair, they brain you with a bat, they set fire to the house and blame it on the neighbours!

Lorelai Gilmore:
Wow, now you can't have kids -or- live next door to them.

Sookie St. James:
I don't know how to talk to them, I don't know how to feed them. I cover up their party cloths and I set their fingers on fire.

Lorelai Gilmore:
Just this once!

Sookie St. James:
I make them eat jalape?o-chipotle cream sauce. I'm Mommie Dearest!

Lorelai Gilmore:
OK, back in the kitchen.

Sookie St. James:
NO, I can't go back! I've got hummus in there! God knows what I'll do with it!