Gilmore Girls2000

[at Luke's diner]

Lane Kim:
You cannot put those flyers in here! I'm surprised my mother told you that you could, but you can't! So, go stand on a street corner like I had to do ages six through fourteen! - Go! - What?

Kyon:
I'm so hungry.

Lane Kim:
What?

Kyon:
It's flaxseed muffin month. Flaxseed muffin in the morning, flaxseed muffin at night - I have trouble lifting my toothbrush.

Lane Kim:
Okay, come here.

Kyon:
Not fast, please.

Lane Kim:
Sit.

Kyon:
She made a lot food with flaxseed; it last very long time.

Lane Kim:
[presenting a plate of french fries] Here.

Kyon:
What are these?

Lane Kim:
Fries.

Kyon:
But Mrs Kim, she says the fries are the devil's starchy fingers.

Lane Kim:
They're hot and delicious, and they don't have any flaxseed in them.

Kyon:
But they are gateway food. They lead to harder things: pizza, movie popcorn, deep-fried Snicker - bar - [Lane holds the fries up under Kyon's nose] Ooo. [Kyon hesitantly takes a bite] Mm! [giggles]

Lane Kim:
Welcome to America.