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Kirk Gleason:
Oh, I can tell you what they're saying.

Lorelai Gilmore:
How?

Kirk Gleason:
I read lips. My girlfriend taught me. It's so we can have quiet time and keep a conversation going at the same time. Okay: she just said "Hardwood sponge is the authority of the hostile biographer." And then he responded, "Just phone cords to original samovars."

Lorelai Gilmore:
Kirk, that doesn't make any sense.

Kirk Gleason:
Must mean they're on to us and they've switched to some sort of code.

Lorelai Gilmore:
I don't think they're speaking in code.

Kirk Gleason:
Oh, I think Luke's heading back, he just got up and said "Feel your taters."

Lorelai Gilmore:
Is it possible he said "I'll see you later?"

Kirk Gleason:
No, I'm pretty sure about this one.

Lane Kim:
[waitressing at Luke's] Kirk, I'm so sorry, we accidentally made the eggs in the fish pan. Here's new eggs.

Kirk Gleason:
I don't know why everybody in this town always thinks I'm crazy.