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Paris:
A tragic waste of paper.

Jess:
I can't *believe* you just said that.

Paris:
Well it's true. The Beats' writing was completely self-indulgent. I have 1 word for Jack Kerouac: Edit.

Jess:
It was not self-indulgent, The Beats believed in shocking people, stirring things up.

Paris:
They believed in drugs, booze, and petty crime.

Rory:
Well, then you could say that they exposed you to a world that you wouldn't have otherwise known. Isn't that what great writing is all about?

Rory:
That was not great writing. It was the National Enquirer of the 50's.

Jess:
You're cracked.

Paris:
Typical guy response. Worship Kerouac and Bukowski, god forbid you pick up anything by Jane Austin.

Jess:
Hey, I've read Jane Austin

Paris:
You have?

Jess:
Yeah, and I think she would have liked Bukowski.

Paris:
What are you doing?

Jess:
Salt and pepper dip, only way to eat a fry.

Paris:
Really?

Rory:
It's fast food gospel.

Paris:
Mmmm. That's good. That's really really good.

[Phone rings, and Rory leaves to answer it]

Jess:
Do you like Hot sauce?

Paris:
I don't know, should I?

Jess:
I think it's wise.