Gilmore Girls2000

Taylor Doose:
[Town Meeting] All right, everybody! That's enough! The meeting has come to order. Now before we get down to official business, I would like to unofficially thank all of you for your concerns over my health. I'm doing much better, thank you.

Babette Dell:
We never heard. What did you do?

Lorelai Gilmore:
Yeah what happened?

Miss Patty:
I heard you slipped in the tub.

Taylor Doose:
That's right, I did. Let that be a lesson to all of you. Bathroom safety is a serious business. One can never be too careful. Now, onto...

Gypsy:
I thought the paramedics found you in your living room.

Taylor Doose:
Well, yes. The tub was, in fact, a pedi-spa. I have bunions, and I was soaking, but it still was exceedingly slippery