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Taylor Doose:
Onto the next order of business. Our esteemed friend and neighbor Kirk would like a permit to do his performance-art piece called "Kirk-in-a-box" in the town square.

Kirk Gleason:
It isn't a performance-art piece. It is a feat of endurance - an attempt to stretch the bounds of human possibility.

Miss Patty:
And what exactly is "Kirk-in-a-box"?

Kirk Gleason:
I will be suspended 20 feet above the street in a clear Lucite box with no food or water.

Lorelai Gilmore:
Like David Blaine.

Kirk Gleason:
Not at all. My box is smaller.

Babette Dell:
Why?

Kirk Gleason:
Because Lucite is very costly.

Babette Dell:
No. Why are you doing it?

Kirk Gleason:
To see if I can.

Taylor Doose:
Let me point out that something like this could draw a crowd.

Gypsy:
Hey if Kirk wants to sit in a box, let him sit in a box.

Morey Dell:
Yeah, what do we care?

Babette Dell:
Yeah you don't have to look. It's a good idea! Let's vote!

Taylor Doose:
Very well. All those in favor. [Town votes Aye] All right, all right. But don't complain to me when and if we run into a parking situation...