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Luke Danes:
Here we go:

[to Lorelai]

Luke Danes:
boysenberry pie with ice cream,

[to Rory]

Luke Danes:
hot fudge sundae, half a grapefruit.

Rory Gilmore:
I don't want a grapefruit.

Luke Danes:
It's good for you.

Rory Gilmore:
Kinda my point.

Luke Danes:
It's too late for her, but not for you. Eat it.

Lorelai Gilmore:
The service is very rude. No tip for you.

[to Rory]

Lorelai Gilmore:
In fact, he actually owes us a lot of money because we weren't supposed to be tipping him all these years.

Rory Gilmore:
I know. Customarily, you do not have to tip the proprietor of an establishment.

Lorelai Gilmore:
Why have we been tipping him all these years?

Rory Gilmore:
We like him?

Lorelai Gilmore:
Oh, that.

[to Luke]

Lorelai Gilmore:
Hey, bring us some coffee, and I promise this grapefruit will be eaten.

Luke Danes:
O-kay.

[leaves]

Lorelai Gilmore:
How long is my nose?

Rory Gilmore:
Very.